Once there was a cat. It was my cat. It was a super cat and I liked it. I loved it. It was my best friend. More than a friend. Once it fell down from my house. I still remember that terrible day. The cat cried and cried while falling through the air. When it hit the ground it exploded in 50 tons of blood all over the place. Its brain also fell out. I cried and cried, but the cat would never come back. I decided to make the cat into a bag. When the cat was a bag, I put cheeseburgers into it. The cat liked it a lot. And then Hipcarl came.